Talking with Noah

Dear Diary,

Time to Blog again I think. The New Year is upon us, and 2010 is sure to be a raging Success. I am not the only one who thinks so. In fact, a Lot of people are saying it.

Last night I saw Day Breakers. It was really really really good. I don’t usually go for incredibly fast paced super duper unrealistic looking CGI with unexplained phenomena as plot development, but I was totally convinced with this Film! I have incredibly Low Brow taste and this gives me the ability to enjoy almost everything that is put in front of my face. I enjoy this poor quality and it makes my life wonderfully full. So despite the fact that Day Breakers WAS quite bad, I can’t say I regret watching it. I do however have some very Grade A ideas that could have made the Film better.  Now I am not an expert on these things, but I am pretty sure I understand what America Wants and what they would like to see placed in front of their faces. Ok so Here Goes -

Basically this movie Day Breakers is all about the future where a virus has turned basically everyone into Vampires. Uhm okay but they can’t eat anymore because they eat HUMANS, which they were…once. But now because everyone is a Vampire- the gross ones eat eachother and themselves which does seriously weird things to them. Also if they don’t have blood frequently they start to become really uh wrinkly and weird. Their ears become seriously odd looking with like points and wrinkles, and eventually they turn into Giant bat freaks that just scream and eat shit. In order to survive the VERY EVIL Vampire government has started just farming Humans for blood. Sommmme Vampires have a problem with this, and fight to turn Vampires back into Humans. A CURE!

Ok so thats the plot of the movie, but what I think people are Ready for (since Vampire Obsession is a thing of the past) is the same movie basically – but instead of Vampires, the Humans get turned into Kitty Cats. So basically something will happen where Kitty Cats can start to talk kind of or something and they will be able to “turn” Humans into Kitty Cats. People will Love it – because everyone wants to be a cat and lie around the house purring and eating bugs and destroying valuable merchandise that Human “Owners” have bought. People will start going crazy turning into Kitty Cats – and then there will be a problem. As the worlds population of Humans reduces, there will be way too many Kitty Cats to take care of! In a desperate need for more Humans to feed them – the domesticated Kitty Cats will fight a (probably) futile fight to stop Humans from becoming Kitty Cats. I’m thinking really pitiful attempts of Kitty Cats trying to use the telephone to order food. Shots of Kitty Cats trying to pick up  some groceries with their paws, only to see they can not pick anything up!

“We are going to starve Meow!”

“Meow you listen to meow, Meow are going to…Survivemeow.

Yeah thats pretty much my idea. I think it speaks to a lot of people’s desires and relates to their like of cats. I know not everyone likes cats, but they are silly! Besides if you Don’t like cats, you might like this movie because they Cats will probably die at the end. I mean, I do not see anyone saving the day really. I guess the cats would probably just sort of starve until their grew big wrinkly ears and just start screaming and eating shit.