Dear Reader(s?),
I am always shaming myself with my lack of blog posts, I know. And having just paid for another year of this website I swear to you I am back in action. Not to mention I got a very honest honesty box about it.
So I am obsessed with vampires, as it seems the rest of the country is. I have read all of Twilight series and I am almost done with the Trueblood series. Which isbincredible. Vampire sex just makes u hate regular sex. I don’t want to some lug to enter me with his his warm life, I want cold granite. You know I am not ashamed of u new found legitimate fetish. I think that to have sex with a Vampire would be the best experience i could ever imagine. People say that it’s incredible. Even though Vampires do exist and might be waiting to have me as their personal human sexblood slave, I have a feeling I’m never going to make it happen for myself. I know I’m hot and I know from personal experience my blood tastes good, but I just think the Vampires have too much to choose from to ever come finding little country bumpkin me. It is my only hope that I can find man with an anemia disorder who owns a large refrigerator style air conditioning unit in his bedroom. Something to make him nice and cold. Altho coldness is hardly hot when the body isn’t stone hard. So it is my dream I must find a super fit man yeah? I need to go to Vampire Freaks on avenue A and buy some Vpire sex pieces. I want a kit. Is it abnormal to ask a new romancer to please put on these vampire teeth and please bite my neck and inner thigh just at the right time when I can squirt the fake blood out? I want this so bad I can not continue writing.
July 8, 2009 at 6:30 pm
you are such a creepfreak. i just coined that term for you. i did just read this out loud in the kitchen and laughed a lot when you said you know from experience that your blood tastes good.