Dear`Reader(s?),
by Signef
I have becum a Video Blogger. And if we are honest with ourselves, I think we all know thats where our generation is headed. But it is important to travel through time to a place where people communicated with archaic symbols strung together to form words. So I am writing a real blog.
As you can see by the abfab pic of me top right, I am a Model. My new Friend Signe Pierce 
is a rockin Photographer, and lucky enough for me she has decided 2 luv 2 photo me. So this is the beginning of my Gr8 Modeling Carreer. Watch out Agnes Dean
I have gotten a really great job. I am so happy and luving it. I really like the West Village and I must live there one day.
I am working on creating Blair, and I am becoming more and more attached to her. I have been shopping for two, and eating for negative 1. Her second video was a hit, if you consider Twelve Views a Hit. Luckily I do.
I was reading a People Magazine that Alta gave 2 me when she had exhausted it. Oddly enough that meant it had suffered moderate water damage and the back cover was a tattered half. I was reading it and got to the part where they talk about Celebrities On The Beach.
And Oh My God
Love It
Minnie Driver was there all pregnant. It just all of a sudden clicked that People r Weird. Because we are so un animal looking, especially celebrities. And we disconnect ourselves from that so much and wear jewelry and other beautiful things, and then of course we still get pregnant. And a big badge of our Animal Selves is bulbous and dangling from our stomaches. Its rather shocking and obscene. I mean she lookes like a Dog. A pregnant dog someone put on stilts and tied a bikini around for Youtube.
People like to hate and r probably thinking “Noah is Stupid, pregnancy is beautiful”
If thats what you thought, u don’t really know me at all.
I would give my left breast to be pregnant, its literally my 1 dream. But I don’t even have that 2 give. I am the most unfortunate person alive.
