Archive for May, 2008

Oh, Oh.

May 28, 2008

Dear Reader(s?),

I write Erotic Fiction and Non-Fiction. I occassionally post these here on my blog. I like writing about sex a lot, Its meditative and relaxing. I had a very crazy fun time this last week in Massachusetts, lots to write about. No sex or anything, UNFORTUNATELY. Anyway, its always so dramatic to go home, and it raises a bunch of shit you may not even have known was there. I am having a bit of a hard time without A Job. But I see no reason or value in being anything other than a Ruthless Optimist. So, I am not worried. The world is like one of those big ticking time bombs. One day that ticking will cease and then something new will happen. But unlike those bombs it will not be a catastrophic catastrophe. That ticking will calm and from the new silence will spill a Euphoric Rainbow of Truth and Beauty.

Fountains of water corrode the structure, and deep channells that guide to the source guide you. But every touch, deeper than the first, pushes you to climax. As is so with natures flow of water, it is also with man. And every new expellant of that eager tiger, digs through another mound of latent structure. This, until there is no more to resist. So together you cleanse it, and dirty it up. The reach is just response to the beckon, and the beckon to the reach. Trickling down your neck like a leaking spell, enchanting you to the feral devotion of wolves. You gorge yourself on that nectar, swallowing and soon you recreate those expulsions, and thick streaming heat stains again. But so what, what lies between you and your animal intercourse? The beaten paths of a glutton and a mongering whore. The world is a map to the fortune, and it is for you to find it. Maybe in a million dreams, the seeds are pouring around us. Seeded and stained on this surface as that of your room. Dirty dirty, you feel. Wet and tumbled in mud and filth that squeezed itself between you, like it has so many times before. And you wanted it, you’ll want it again. But shameful as a pile of hair and stones spattered in rusted matter, you dig through this mess to nest and slumber. Tomorrow rising will coax the sunlight, and together you can push through that awful day. For soon as the moon spills, and creamy dreams melt into your hungry cup, he will rise and fill it. So hot, the tongue and bones. Muscles wrapped in firm taught skin, pounding into you. A ring from his finger slips as second knuckle breaks the seal. Squealing in ecstasy turns to be only pain. And your erotic grimace, so familiar to the sheets, breaks back open. No nothing wrong with the dogs in heat. No one begged the groaning beast, as it came. It collapsed here groaning your name. When will the comfort of cock show its colors to you? Why are you so lost in the fist that split you? Who fingered your pussy, until your penis arose? You can ask yourself these questions as your dripping lips smear the floorboards. As the rug burns your legs, the fire scourge and charms. Listening as he buttons jeans, tearing as your floor creaks. Pale white is a terrible color for the sky, it seems. With so much spilled from you, you return from your animal state. And dredge this day, squinting and broken. The moon now spills towards the sea, saving you tonight. And tomorrow until one day, when the sun is red in the sky, and you are stroking your chest and smearing the sweat from your brow. The tanned muscles clenching as your bent downwards, stretching. Then the star burns, you snap backwards, your spine unravels. Now the wolves return, you growl knowingly. Hope made it different then, and the dark mountains blacking your past, are mounds in the distance. You find him, and there in the sunlight, with your growing crave…His arms unfold. Now swallowing is fulfilling, and the deep lines guiding you towards that beast, are well lined in joyous meat. Smile hopeful, as golden heat warms the horizon. That warm pit of gold, is only a stones throw from the pale white staining your sun. Remove your whiskers and breathe in the breeze of righteous youth, and the delicious peak of rock hard arms, open & waiting to embrace you.

xo
Noah

The Devil & The Deep Blue Sea

May 21, 2008

Dear Reader(s?),

Because time is like a giant wheel,
Turns towards and no other.
But sideways and under, over as well.
You’re on the road but there is no backwards.
And the wheel is twelve colors,
All aligned with the Suns and Moons and the Planets
It turns and the gems alive
And it throws the colors over you,
And all that isn ‘t crystal comes to age
No mourn for the creaking wheel
Or you the passenger
Bounding up the hill.
Well do you see the astral plains,
And their growing fate
The wicker passage in eternal flame?
That is a fire as soft and cool as the breeze
That alone in the cosmic distance
Guides you and grows in time
That glowing wheel
Turning you and bringing you home.
With the rainbow facets of Saturn’s rings
Linked to your soul.

xoNoah

Beaches

May 19, 2008

Dear Reader(s?),

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I’m wracking up the notoriety it seems. Well mostly for the comments on my Eminem video. Its obvious sum ppl are wicked UPTIGHT. I’m not gonna stress it cuz I don’t need that shit. Besides most of them were saying I was gay, which is so stupid. I’m not. My guess is the person watchin my vid was GAY. WHICH IS DISGUSTING.

So…Its hard to know whats in store for me. I was told not to go to work last week by a Divine High Power. However turns out that I actually CAN’T go to work THIS week, so now I’m in a financial Pickle. The reason I can’t go to work this week is because they don’t have enough hours, the job is “As Needed” so they can have no hours whenevs. But this is not a problem. I will simply find new work. Which may be difficult, but not impossible, it is merely a matter of time. However I just recieved an e-mail from the Nude Male Photographer who I interviewed with to clean his apartment once a week. APPARENTLY I didn’t get the job. Obviously sumbody else was willin 2 go the ‘extra mile’.

I was on the train last night and I caught a glimpse of this woman eating. I thought she looked very good eating, and had to snap a photo. Of course I was not detected taking the pic. I am a sleuth. Isnt she cute?

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This is a business man who I was near on the train home. ISN’T HE FUCKING YOU RIGHT NOW? He is so cute, maybe you can’t tell from this pic. But he was like an older (bless his heart) Heath Ledger. He was speckled with silver in his magnificent hair and sexy beard. I wanted to eat his pinstripe suit right OFF OF HIM. However I am not that way.

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I am going over 2 CAPE COD on thursday evening. It should be a real party. Everyone who’s anyone is gonna be there, and we r going to have a charming time. Theres something magical about courting yourself around a summer beach home sheathd in flowing linens and undergarments, wielding a cocktail and a fine salad joint, courtesy of claire danes herself. Its the magical motions of Summer Beach Parties. In life you think you got it all. You think that u can depend on all yr friends, well that may be true. But only in a true time of perilous unwellness locked in the wild hungover drunk and foodless will you realize the truth. Those who bring you cantelope and cereal until you have the energy to run naked on the beach, they are the truth.

Anyway, THATS ALL FOR NOW.

XO ,

Noah Tourjee

Bon Soir

May 14, 2008

Dear Reader(s?),

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I did not intend for this week to be the way it has been. Obviously some divine truth above us has told me how it must be. I awoke Mondya mourning quite awake I would Not be Able 2 attend work. As luck would have it I did not schedule myself any Work hours for this week (normally this would be an annoying mistake on my part) so I simply returned to slumber. Before me and my misery for the Call Center arose the most beautiful Sign. I was Psionically informed that I must not return to SEIU this week. So I am adhering to the message, and its lovely. I have already had one interview with a Fabulous Artist who lives in the Upper East Side. He photographs Nudie Men (sometimes havin’ sex) and he needs someone to clean his hardwood floors, organic bedroom carpeting, and dusty blinds. It is my intention to pick up as many little jobs like this as Possible so that I may never again need to work a 40 hr / wk position. GOOD NEWS because I have another Exciting Interview at the O.W. Bar, which stands for Oscar Wilde. The position is that of a Cocktail Waiter. I JUST KNOW I am gonna get it. I can tell that this position is meant for me, and that this week is not just mere coincidence, its all fate laying the groundwork for my future in New York City. I can taste the Success & Money. I can feel the Happiness flowing over my porcelain smooth ripe body. So please do keep your Hearts aligned with Mars, which is Obv. my planet.

I started Running, I don’t remember if I mentioned so. But the point is, that I HATE RUNNERS. And I know that I have condemned running in this very blog. I am ashamed that I have converted, but w.e. The point is that Susie got me to start running and I Love It. I am getting very Thin and Toned. I lived so much of my life behind that shield of Fat. I thought if I just let myself Go people would forget about me. But you were all there by my side as I lost myself 2 obesity in High School (which from here on out will be abbreviated to HS) I thought that was me, but now I see the real me peeling out between the rolls. I am a whole new woman, and it turns out I’m a man.

I am going to be back in Massachusetts Next Week. I am going to my Close Amie’s Soiree. I don’t speak french, and I dropped out of school before attaining a passing grade, but I meant to say CLOSE FRIEND’S PARTY. Its on the Cape and I will be Sunning and lathering, pick myself up a pair of Oaklies or Raybans, something affordable. I’m going to go and get shitfaced there, and skip to the west until I reach Northampton. Where I will then have FUN with my charming Family for Memorial Day. This of course all depends on if the jobs I am going to get need me to start by then. If so, I may not get to take my Holiday. You may be thinking I am already on Holiday seeing as I am just going on Fitness Sprints and tanning with Breakfast At Tiffanys, eating delicate truffles, shopping for household necesseties (such as the three Baby Bottle Candles I scored at the Ninety Nine Cent store) but I am not just on Holiday. I am embracing the life I deserve, and dedicating myself to making a living & being happy. Its all Unfolding in a Marvelous Way.

Gracie Berard and Olivia Littell are coasting the Astoria way this evening. It is Doll Olivia’s Birthday and we are going to get fucked up. Jackson is also coming I am told. Hi Jackson! I am so very excited. Susie & I spent today going out to breakfast 2 the diner, going on a nice run, showering, and cleaning our apartment. It is shining in its glorious kitsch.

Alright, well do try and contain your unbearable Jealousy. Also, if u read this blog & are not Registered, pls register.

Delicious & Charmed,

Noah Tourjee

Brooklyn SUNDAY

May 11, 2008

Dear Reader(s?),

On a casual Sunday, I have taken a jaunt to Brooklyn to visit mon amie Derek.  We got delicious Falafel and then we went to visit Alta @ Beacons.  We ran into SOFIA, and she came with.  I turned in my resume, which is newly designed with a FLOWER on top now, so its prettier.  Anyway, at Beacon’s I found some lovely Moccasins.  They screamed to me.  I’m at Derek’s now.  And I think I just may go home soon.  Sunday SUnday SUNDAY

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XO Noah

Lets Chat

May 8, 2008

Dear Raeder(s?),

I just want to let everyone know as the NoahTourjee.com Blog approaches its one year Anniversary,there are a lot of advances in store for the occassion. I intend to increase video blogging, and on the go updates with my cellphone. I will be providingmore frequent updates Every Day. So, hopwfully someone thinks thats good news.
Also, fr all my PVPA readers, I encourage you to tip me off about High school Dramam, so I can write about it here. I understand that yall probably dont want to, but just do it ayway, u can do so anonymously with Honesty Box, or however u please. I love gossiping about HighSchoolers I don’t know.
Just be prepared for some positive adjustments to the site, and please keep reading because I love every one who reads me, even the ones who hate me, I love them too. I am a Big Saint.

Sister Noah Tourjee

Hi Guys!

May 7, 2008

Dear Reader(s?),

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ME TELLIN YOU MOTHA FUCKAS OFF

May 4, 2008

Dear Reader(s?),

xoNo

Public Restrooms..

May 1, 2008

Dear Reader(s?),

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